

Drunk A$$ T-Shirt
This Drunk A$$ T-Shirt features the mascot of questionable decisions—that stoic blue donkey staring back at you like he knows exactly what happened last night. Perfect for those who've learned that the best philosophy comes after a few too many, when truth doesn't need explaining and the only judgment that matters comes from a four-legged friend who's seen it all before.
Style & Materials
- Color: Heather Autumn
- Material: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fit: Unisex Sizing: If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
- Decoration: Soft-touch screen print
Features
- Screen-printed inside neck label
- Woven hem label
- Sweatshop-free and eco-conscious production
- Side-seamed construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
- Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
- Tumble dry low.
- Iron on medium heat if needed. Do not iron directly on printed or decorated areas.
- Do not dry clean.
- Pro Tip:To help your shirt last longer, skip the dryer and let it air dry.
Free + Easy Returns
- ✓Free shipping on orders over $65
- ✓Ships M-F from Dallas, Texas
- ✓Arrives in 1–5 business days
- ✓Free returns & exchanges within 30 days
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Shipping Information
Orders ship within 48 hours Monday through Friday. Most arrive in 1-3 business days from our Dallas warehouse. Free shipping on orders over $65.
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