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        Rust orange Drunk A$$ T-Shirt featuring a blue donkey graphic by Cowboy Cool
        Woman wearing a Cowboy Cool rust-colored t-shirt with a blue donkey and DRUNK text.
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        Vendor:Cowboy Cool

        Drunk A$$ T-Shirt

        $35.00

        5.0

        1 review 1 total reviews

        This Drunk A$$ T-Shirt features the mascot of questionable decisions—that stoic blue donkey staring back at you like he knows exactly what happened last night.  Perfect for those who've learned that the best philosophy comes after a few too many, when truth doesn't need explaining and the only judgment that matters comes from a four-legged friend who's seen it all before.

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        Size: S
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        Our shirts are made to fit. Not too skinny, not too baggy. To find your perfect fit check your measurements against the size chart below.


        Unisex T-Shirt

         Size

        S

        M

        L

        XL

        2XL

        Chest

        34-37"

        38-41"

        42-45"

        46-49" 50-53"

        Waist

        28-30"

        31-32"

        33-34"
        35-37" 38-40"

        *All measurements are in inches

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        Style & Materials
        • Color: Heather Autumn
        • Material: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
        • Fit: Unisex Sizing: If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
        • Decoration: Soft-touch screen print
        Features
        • Screen-printed inside neck label
        • Woven hem label
        • Sweatshop-free and eco-conscious production
        • Side-seamed construction
        • Pre-shrunk fabric
        Care Instructions
        • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
        • Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
        • Tumble dry low.
        • Iron on medium heat if needed. Do not iron directly on printed or decorated areas.
        • Do not dry clean.
        • Pro Tip:To help your shirt last longer, skip the dryer and let it air dry.
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